I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

(via headbandzarry)

Actual conversation at a party last night

  • Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you


all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

(via destructer)


r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

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if i meet harry and his hair is in a ponytail i will not hesitate to drop to my knees and suck the bone marrow out of his dick

(via headbandzarry)